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[gala_apples]

finished book


i get fic if there is a canon gay person. i get two fics if it happens to be terry boot. if there is no canon gay, you get a fic. HP WINS

i get fic if ron does something stupid/noble that ends up getting him scarred. if he isn't, you get fic. GALA WINS

i get fic if there is a line that is automatically used to prove slash is canon. (this is a more confusing one, but you know how best mates shippers use "ron was the thing he'd most miss" while drarry use "I NEED TO FIND THE PLACE WHERE DRACO IS SECRETLY COMING". hell, even the 'brotherly hug' between remus and sirius. something that fandom warps imediatly upon reading.) THIS IS DECIDED BY FANDOM IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS. THOUGH I IMMEDAITELY CLICKED ONTO SOME RON/HARRY.

i don't need fic if anyone has to crossdress for some reason, but i'd much like extrapolation. WE BOTH WIN BY WRITING MORE CROSSDRESSING FIC. IN FACT, DOESN'T THE WHOLE WORLD WIN?

i get fic if remus lives. HP WINS



i was pretty good and stable for most of it. freaked out a bit at george almost dying, but then it was all cool.
but then harry was so resigned to dying, and i remember feeling that feeling. so i started crying. and then they found colin creevy, and i cried more. and then fred, and i was fucking bawling.

also, the last chapter is really not on. like extremely not on.

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[(Anonymous)]

ron/harry?
I'm afraid to say it was completly eclipsed by the new otp that is albus/grindelward :)
I mean, really, I'm planning fanfic, fanart, everything like woah for them too...and remus/sirius, because it's canon again :D

(happy b-day, by the way :) - will be sending you a package (wanted to wait until after DH, incase I decided a weasley-twincest kit was good and then we'd be bawling our eyes out together right now)

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[hpsauce.livejournal.com]

what the hell, it posted it twice...

anyway, i wanted to also give you a great big snuggle...because i'm sure you're feeling some canon-pain right now and, well, i understand :)

*snuggles*

so, m'darling, what are your requests for your winnings, m'dear?
(because there was both (a) canon genderbending (girl -> harry = genderbending to me) and (b) a hell of a lot of slash-supporting canon :D

[hpsauce.livejournal.com]

gala!
You get fic for canon!gay, too. Dumbles is canon!gay :D
Oh, I'm sooo happy...sooooo much angst...and it's canon and I love JK and *dies of happy*

:D

(by the way, I'm on a break at the moment, so, repeat to me what fics you would like as prizes and I shall (finally) be able to write them :D)

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

when jason told me, i was like "NO MOTHERFUCKIN WAY!!!!" and so he had to show me. and then i just laughed for like ten minutes straight, and then when my friends were sufficiently freaked out, i went back to playing Magic with them. have you ever played?

i want sixth year slightly AU, in which ron's creepy brain scars actually mean something. like that one r/h fic where ron gets progressively more violent and the people in gryffindor suffer for it.

i want fic in which george does black magic to get fred back, and his entire family except charlie are horrified and angry. george might even be called by the minsitry to explain himself. but nothing bad happens to fred, he's not a zombie or anything.

i want remus is jealous of sirius/james sex, and watches, then finds out that peter is watching too, so there's remus/peter, but then sirius is pissy because he's sometimes a pissy bitchy boy, and starts with remus, and james is lonely and mad, and he tells the entire dorm that sirius is gay, and lily is a fag hag so she decides to befriend sirius, so james is like 'wait i'm gay too!' and that's how they end up dating. (sorry it's long, but i think you can manage it)

i want seamus gets obscenely drunk on halloween and starts molesting everyone indiscrimately. like even mcgonagall.

and the fic i owe you because remus died, what do you want?