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Feb. 4th, 2007 11:42 amit is cold. it is currently -38. this means your skin can freeze in under two minutes. now, i know what you're thinking. there are children in africa that are starving, gala! (because this is what elders always say when someone complains).
and to which i would reply, "yes, but they aren't cold!" i mean siriusly, i'm sitting in the basement because of the need for my computer, and since my feet are on carpet-covered concrete, they are getting more cold then the rest of my body. i literally cannot feel my feet. I AM INDOORS, AND MY FEET ARE NUMB FROM COLD.
to suppliment the whining, i shall show you all what i've been working on:
that's right folks, we're looking at nearly 70 porn fics. what's the pairing, you may ask? well, i'll let you know when I have them typed up. shouldn't be too long now, i was left at my friend's apartment sat morning for about three hours while he picked up stuff to move in.
note: his apartment has no computer, no cable, no music, and i couldn't for the life of me figure out why the nintendo 64 wasn't working. (turns out you have to unplug the rabbit ears on the tv before it works). so i wrote and dozed off for three hours. productivity: check!
and to which i would reply, "yes, but they aren't cold!" i mean siriusly, i'm sitting in the basement because of the need for my computer, and since my feet are on carpet-covered concrete, they are getting more cold then the rest of my body. i literally cannot feel my feet. I AM INDOORS, AND MY FEET ARE NUMB FROM COLD.
to suppliment the whining, i shall show you all what i've been working on:
| 1. | Moan | 2. | Writhe | 3. | Satin | 4. | Lube | 5. | Ring |
| 6. | Restraints | 7. | Feather | 8. | Leather | 9. | Massage | 10. | Candle Wax |
| 11. | Ice | 12. | Oil | 13. | Thrust | 14. | Breast | 15. | Throat |
| 16. | Taut | 17. | Supple | 18. | Strained | 19. | Whisper | 20. | Lick |
| 21. | Kiss | 22. | Blindfold | 23. | Handcuffs | 24. | "Toys" | 25. | Orgy |
| 26. | Corset | 27. | Scent | 28. | Dominant | 29. | Submissive | 30. | Kinky |
| 31. | Erection | 32. | Champagne | 33. | Cuddle | 34. | Foreplay | 35. | Intercourse |
| 36. | Afterglow | 37. | Cherries | 38. | Fingers | 39. | Suckle | 40. | Virgins |
| 41. | Sluts | 42. | Relationships | 43. | Talking Dirty | 44. | Sweet Nothings | 45. | Proposition |
| 46. | Bottom | 47. | Top | 48. | Cunning | 49. | Heart | 50. | Heated |
| 51. | Lips | 52. | Role Play | 53. | Threesome | 54. | Self-Love | 55. | Voyeur |
| 56. | Cyber | 57. | Phone Encounter | 58. | Strangers | 59. | Best Friends | 60. | Enemies |
| 61. | Slick | 62. | Wet | 63. | Deep | 64. | Dirty | 65. | Bad |
| 66. | Wrong | 67. | Writer's Choice | 68. | Writer's Choice | 69. | Writer's Choice |
that's right folks, we're looking at nearly 70 porn fics. what's the pairing, you may ask? well, i'll let you know when I have them typed up. shouldn't be too long now, i was left at my friend's apartment sat morning for about three hours while he picked up stuff to move in.
note: his apartment has no computer, no cable, no music, and i couldn't for the life of me figure out why the nintendo 64 wasn't working. (turns out you have to unplug the rabbit ears on the tv before it works). so i wrote and dozed off for three hours. productivity: check!