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[gala_apples]

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tere are barely fucking wordst o explain how fucking insane that fuckingh was.

i', so fucking amped its' fucking craxy. i think i'm about to brain explode

(as the article goes on the spelling gets much better.)
(oh, don't read if you don't want x3 spoilers)

so it starts off all ominous. jean is a creepy litte fuck of a kid. i aleays thought of her as that one scene inx1 where she's flying the discs ands scoot is shoting them with his crazy eye powers. but that's npt her, she was a fuckign craxzy woman

sand then it shows poor fucking archangel, made me want to fucking cry, it's like this one book i read where the mother cheated and had a mulotto kid and the dad told the kid it was dirty and she took a wirebursh to her skin so she could be clean for daddy.

and then there's this creepy thing where little amobeas are dancing in blood, like the robin williams version of flubber.

and then stuff then there'/s this fucking pharacuedical company who says it can fucking cure mutants. IT'S NOT A DISEASE YOU FUCK. DON'T CALL THE VACCINE "the cure" call it what you really mean. call it "the annihilation"

so magneto is obviously going to pwn and kill all over the place so they capture mystique to try to fuck him up a little bit. but jackasses, if you're going to keep her, don't do it in a motherfucking armoured car. her best friend who's very angry at you controls metal. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO HAPPEN.

and then stuff. then pyro becomes magneto's second in line, couldn't make me any fucking happier if you damn well tried. and then bobby and pyro do this duel thing, and i've known since the very first day x2 came out that they were going to deul and pyro was going to die because he's "Bad". no he's not, he's fucking angry because rouge fucked him over, but whatever. moving along. so they fight and i'm like SHEET SHEET HE'S GOING TO DIE. but bobby doesn't kill him. TRUE LOVE, MOTHERFUCKERS.

and then all the people in the theatre leave because they are dumb enough to not watch latenight shows. but if you watch latenight shows you know after the credits there's another scene. so the credits go on for ten bloody minutes. and then xavier comes back to life. oh, i don't think i mention he died. well, he did, jean grey killed him, the stupid bitch.

oh, and magneto got his powers back. so even though there won't be a fourth, there totally could be.

i was hoping rouge would gain some redeaming qualities. she didn't, she's still a stupid fucking whore. holy god do i fucking hate her. there's no possible way to explain how much of a fucking idiot she is.

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[hpsauce.livejournal.com]

Wasn't it just the best.
I'm not usually mad on them (I hated Jean since I was about five, and movie!rouge is annoying...) but this one was sooooo good.
I loved Angel, but he wasn't in it enough. Gosh, he was the reason why I definetly had to see it, because I didn't want to see Magneto die, and I was so sure that he would (i'm so glad he got his powers back, my darling Eric).
Also, human!Mystique was gorgeous...
Oh, and has the Eric/Charles subtext always been so strong, or is it just me not realising quite how slashy they are?

(bobby/pyro = otp...
maybe now pyros not so firey they can get down to the loving...i always thought, seeing as they're all powerful and when they get upset their powers go cuckoo, that it might be a bit silly to get fire-man into a point of hving no control if you are ice...so, really, it's a happy ending...)

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

with rouge, i was like "how can you give up the thing that makes you a unique person? that's like if my best friend tried to become a jock and stopped being a computer hacker. you do what you do, why do you need to be 'better' for someone else"

it's always been strong as hell. to me it's like dumbledore/voldie, sorta ewwww to think about, but real.

but... pyro is my favourite charecter. that's like saying to you, if remus had a magical cure for lycanthropy, then him and sirius could get together, but not until then. i loved the dynamic of out of control power sex.

[hpsauce.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, but I know there are people in the world who just want to 'fit in'...although I agree, I would never give up what made me me. And changing for someone else is just silly...

I don't think it's eww-y...and dumbledore/voldermort isn't very strong at all, it's all about the slughorn/tom :)
Eric/Charles is one of my otps, now that they killed off scot and made logan all straight :(

And if there was a magical cure to lycanthropy, I would hope that Remus would take it so Sirius and he could have some lovely fullmoon sex without tails or ripping each other's throat open...
As it is, the dynamics of the bobby/pyro pairing obviously depends heavily on the powers and indeed the control thing, so I suppose it would wreck the pairing...

[hpsauce.livejournal.com]

btw, seamus squee...

that is all.

[hpsauce.livejournal.com]

It was beautiful. The brush of icy cold fingers across Pyro's chest. The press of heated lips against Bobby's throat. The perfect moment as Pyro came with a shudder, clinging onto Bobby as if he would die if he ever let go.

Then Bobby screamed, and Pyro could only stand and wonder what had happened. He pulled his hands away, watching as his lover's arms apeared to melt away. He tried to run, but found himself unable to. Instead he watched the fire destory - and wished he had taken the cure.

(ie. my case as to why pyro might want it, because pyro!orgasm=firey and bobby!orgasm=icy and fire melts ice :()

[longleggedgit.livejournal.com]

Oh man I TOTALLY loved that movie, too. When Magneto lost his powers, I almost CRIED. And the Juggernaut, bitch? OMIGOD ELATION. Plus, they killed off Scott in like the first twenty minutes! Fantastic!

P.S. I miss you!