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i'll huff and i'll puff, and i'll fuck your shit up motherfucker

i stuck my finger in my mouth. my tongue is as long as my finger. so why does fingering reach the prostate, whereas the tongue does not?

you guys were nice to me. you have no idea how much i needed it. i don't know who said what, but thank you. i wanted to do a drabble spam, but i'm just not feeling creative enough.

for lynnie, because she's had a motherfucking bad day. this is not siding, this is loving a friend with a bad day.


Remus came back from the office. Peter had taken the blame for a prank Sirius had pulled, and even though the Headmaster didn’t buy it, he couldn’t do a thing to prove Peter hadn’t done anything, so both Peter and Sirius had the detention.

“You ok?” James asked, not looking at his friend, just keeping his eye on the snitch to constantly improve his reflexes and reaction time.

“My mother died.”

“Oh, I’m sorry.” James didn’t know what sort of relationship Remus had with his family, just knew that anyone would be upset. Hell, even Sirius would be upset if his father died.

“Fuck you. I hate you.” Remus said, and went back to bed. For the first time in memory, the curtains were closed. James was shocked, even when one of them was wanking, which should have been a private affair, the curtains stayed open.

Come on, open the curtains. This isn’t normal.” and so James dealt with the complication the way he dealt with everything. Badgering.

“Piss off.” it should have been obvious Remus wanted to be left alone, but then, the obvious was never James’ suite. The brunet preferred to mold facts to his will.

“Moony come on. You don’t have to talk to me, just open the curtain. Openopenopen.”

“Fuck off, Potter!” ok, that hurt. Sounded more like Snape then his friend speaking. And because he was hurt, and annoying to begin with, and angry now that his friend had turned near evil, he walked over and ripped open the curtains. Remus yanked them back, hard enough to have some of the O rings tear off.

“Moony, you can be mad. But I’m not going away.” if he sounded self-righteous, it was because he was. He knew he was right, knew regardless of that, Remus would still be mad. That why he was surprised when Remus did the opposite of slugging him. He grabbed James by the collar and jammed him lips onto the others. It was less of a kiss then an attack. To scare James off, or was it real, he didn’t know. All he knew was that he was a Marauder, and marauders helped. It didn’t matter that he was straight, dating Lily Evans, soon to be engaged. All that mattered was Moony was asking for help. Prongs was going to give it.

James grabbed Remus’ shoulders and kissed back, trying to ease it into normal kissing, something not full of hate and grief. Remus wasn’t conceding, wouldn’t lose the fight. He bit James’s bottom lip hard.

That’s when it occurred to Prongs, humans fought with clothes on, people didn’t. he moved his hands to the shirt, unbuttoned it. They were in a A, mouths connected, body further and further away. His hands had enough room to remove the offensive article, but his teeth weren’t giving Moony an inch. Moony wouldn’t have accepted an inch anyway.

Remus broke away. “We can’t do this.”

James nodded. “We can’t. It’s wrong.”

And then Prongs got the shirt off Moony. He moved to the chest, knew better then to bite, it wasn’t safe. But that didn’t mean anything about licking. His tongue was too small, it was uncomfortable, but he would deal with what he had. It was better then having Moony broken.

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Date: 2005-10-20 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] divinereverie.livejournal.com
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Date: 2005-10-20 11:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gala-apples.livejournal.com
i am not making fun of you. but your arse looks rather like a heart too, so i feel doubley loved.

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Date: 2005-10-21 01:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hpsauce.livejournal.com
Am I allowed to read other peoples fic?
Oh well...what's done is done and that was sad and beautiful :)

In answer to your question of fingering versus tonguing (don't know if thats the word):
Despite the tongue being longer while in the mouth when it is outside of the mouth it has to fist travel the distance out of the mouth (the back of the mouth is quite far) and also the muscle contracts most of the time, making it shorter in reality.
(was the question actually serious, I didn't know, but I'm an annoying science geek so I thought I'd answer it anyway)


Love you gala-darling

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Date: 2005-10-21 01:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hpsauce.livejournal.com
fist = first
(I can't make my corrections not sound pornographic to me...it's too early)

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Date: 2005-10-21 01:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gala-apples.livejournal.com
fist=first needs to be some sort of fic. holy crap. that's the best line ever.

hahahaha.

(everything is amusing, it's 3 am)

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Date: 2005-10-21 01:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hpsauce.livejournal.com
It can be a challenge for you :)

3am! You naughty, naughty girl.
Go to bed or else I'll put you over my knee

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Date: 2005-10-21 01:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gala-apples.livejournal.com
love you too.

and that is fascinating.

and shouldn't you be at school?

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Date: 2005-10-21 01:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hpsauce.livejournal.com
I actually don't know if it's true, but it makes sense to me...I've been awake for twenty minutes...so maybe I'm not the world authority on the biology of pr0n yet

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Date: 2005-10-26 02:28 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sirius/Remus? *tear*

*Gobble*

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