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Jul. 23rd, 2005 03:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gala_applesholy crap, happy day.
*breath*
-had my breakfast made for me.
-read newspaper.
-was given presents, such as 100$ for chapters (bookstore where i live) tshirts and bracelets.
-was phoned by three people. tis a record for me. (even though one was just my therapist phoning to confirm an appointment)
-watched several episodes of angel season one. (cordelia got pregnant, heheh)
-learned more embrodery.
-went to boston pizza. ocd tendencies only kicked in twice (another record for washing hands)
-was sung to. (love being embarassed in public)
-was given brownie covered in vanilla icecream covered in chocolate sauce. (couldn't eat brownie nor any of the icecream that had sauce contaminating it, but i still had a bit of icecream)
-told the guy that took the bill it was my birthday, was able to pick something from the treasure chest.
-parents gave me several sorts of alcolhol i might like. they all tasted like cough syrup. (kaluha, orange grand marnier, and armeretto) then i took a swig of grape juice, and it turns out kaluha is good with grapejuice.
-watched hedwig and the angry inch.
-watched team america, world police.
-watched random showcase movie.
birthdays own the world.
*breath*
-had my breakfast made for me.
-read newspaper.
-was given presents, such as 100$ for chapters (bookstore where i live) tshirts and bracelets.
-was phoned by three people. tis a record for me. (even though one was just my therapist phoning to confirm an appointment)
-watched several episodes of angel season one. (cordelia got pregnant, heheh)
-learned more embrodery.
-went to boston pizza. ocd tendencies only kicked in twice (another record for washing hands)
-was sung to. (love being embarassed in public)
-was given brownie covered in vanilla icecream covered in chocolate sauce. (couldn't eat brownie nor any of the icecream that had sauce contaminating it, but i still had a bit of icecream)
-told the guy that took the bill it was my birthday, was able to pick something from the treasure chest.
-parents gave me several sorts of alcolhol i might like. they all tasted like cough syrup. (kaluha, orange grand marnier, and armeretto) then i took a swig of grape juice, and it turns out kaluha is good with grapejuice.
-watched hedwig and the angry inch.
-watched team america, world police.
-watched random showcase movie.
birthdays own the world.
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Date: 2005-07-23 02:37 pm (UTC)HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! ♥
Glad you had a good day. :)
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Date: 2005-07-23 04:51 pm (UTC)scrolly things make me happy.
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Date: 2005-07-24 03:12 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-24 12:01 am (UTC)what i mean is, happy birthday.
i heart you muches of bunches.
feel free to use that saying anytime you want, as it does no good to my use.
im tired and dont make sense.
happy [belated, now] birthday.
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Date: 2005-07-24 11:10 pm (UTC)*flails*
Happy Birthday, you great big woobie.
Sorry, and Story
Date: 2005-07-26 06:38 pm (UTC)Fuck. I've been so busy. I haven't even been on the comp. I even wrote your b-day down and made it a point to remember to say to you "EVEN THOUGH I`M NOT THERE, I SEND YOU LESBIAN SEX AND GAY PORN ON YOUR BIRTHDAY, FROM YOUR LOVELY DARLING SEX TOY KALAYA." And I didn`t. I`m SORRY!!!!!
So now I give you this short story.
One day Ginny was walking down the Hogwarts hallways when a gust of wind blew her cloak and skirt up. She frantically tried to push down her clothing, so the world would not see her "I love gay porn" underwear. Unfortunately for her, Luna saw.
The blond (Luna's blond right? *cough*) turned her head upside down, looking at the underwear's printing. "You like gay porn?" she said, a small smile adorning her face.
Blushing, Ginny held down her rambunctious robes. "Yes. I read and write it all the time."
Luna nodded her head sympathetically. "I write gay porn too." She peered around, her eyes shifty. "Actually I have a stash in my trunk if you want to have a look."
Ginny looked around. "Umm sure."
"Grab my hand."
Ginny complied and followed her friends erratic foot movement. "Where are you taking me?" The redhead wondered, Luna escorting them to dark corner of Hogwarts.
"To my stash." Luna stopped finally, pointing her wand at a dusty corner and mumbled a few words under her breath. A small archway materialized and Luna bent down, walking though. Ginny followed, intrigued.
They stepped into a small room - it was just big enough for four people to sit around the large oak trunk, which was planted right in the middle. The archway closed up behind Ginny and Luna whispered Alohamora, the trunks shinny gold lock springing open. The contents inside shone a holy golden colour, with man-sex glory.
"Wow." Ginny gasped, picking up a fic. It was called "Harry Potter and Snape's Broom". She scanned the story, her face heating up at the hotter parts.
"You're really good." She continued to graze the pages. "You're really good." She said, her eyes growing wide at the mere thought of Snape ordering Harry to ride his "broom".
"Thank you." Luna blushed while giving a cocky grin. "I also write alot Fred/George and Draco/every man/object in Hogwarts.
"Do you just write about Hogwarts?"
"Most of the time. Don't tell anyone though." Luna brought a skinny finger to her lips.
"I won't, if you don't." Ginny grinned.
Hours past as the two girls shared gay man-sex stories, Ginny slowly reaching the end of Luna's collection of fics; one story remained. "Ginny and the Vibrator from Hell". The Weasley girl blinked at the title, not sure if she saw it right. But sure enough the title for the fic was named "Ginny and the Vibrator from Hell".
"One of my earlier works." Luna smiled, pointing at the story at hand. "I meant to take it out before...however I guess you found it. You've been an inspiration for many fics."
Ginny gulped. Luna was acting funny. This fic was NOT man-sex, nor did it even feature a man. Also, why was Luna writing about her and her electric shag pal Lenny?
Woozy, Ginny began to read the story, giving Luna the benefit of the doubt - maybe this fic was a joke.
Pages upon pages the story ran. Each story about her and Lenny hotter then the next. Soon Ginny began to realise Luna was not playing a joke on her, and was secretly watching her and Lenny at night.
"Interesting plot line." Ginny said, trying to smile.
"Thanks. I had lots of inspiration." Luna gave Ginny a zany look.
Ginny forced a laugh. Luna was scaring her now. Not that "Ginny and her Vibrator form Hell" wasn't hot, however it was a tad odd for your friend to write HOT!VIBRATOR stories about you.
Placing the story down, Ginny stood. "I guess its time for me to head back. It must be almost time for breakfast."
"Yeah." Luna said, staring intently at her friend.
"Umm. I'll be going now." Ginny turned, facing the grey stone wall.
"Write me a story, okay?"
"Sure." Ginny blushed, thinking of what kind of story Luna was probably referring to.
A faint spell summoned the archway, and Ginny walked out.
****
Re: Sorry, and Story
Date: 2005-07-26 06:46 pm (UTC)"Thank you!" Luna gushed, taking the pile. "I'll read it straight away!" Turning the papers upside down, Luna trotted off, her nose buried in the heap of papers.
"Hope you enjoy 'Luna and the psycho Ginny Sex-Toy'. Maybe we'll even talk about the ending later." Ginny said, getting a few strange stares from wandering students. Smiling to herself Ginny took off for Potions, Harry riding Snape's broom in her head.
The End
BWA HA HA. Sorry no HOT!LESBIAN SEX, but I tried. *Loves you*
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Date: 2005-07-26 06:44 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-07-26 07:59 pm (UTC)http://www.livejournal.com/community/inari_k__fics/5538.html