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more spoilage, but this time it's all about the shipping


*twitch* hermione/ron happened. this is wrong. someone intelligent on p_p must write a fic in which their relationship gets dismantled in a smart form. cause i don't think i can stand it if ron has to be forever straight.

harry/ginny doesn't bother me as much because i can see ginny letting harry have fun. like a relationship friends once had, it's not cheating if it's the opposite.

bill/fleur, at first i was like "lame, so lame". but then she stuck by when he was scarred. what's good enough for molly is good enough for me.

remus/tonks. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? could it get anymore goddamn random????? it was like at the end jk was just like, 'everyone in the room should have someone to snog'.

i'm not going to be able to go to ff.net for weeks. MONTHS EVEN. it's all going to be h/g h/r. KILL ME WHY DON'T YOU.

now, the info i shall keep repeating to myself, to keep me sane:
they will break up.
they will have a open relationship.
it's almost like chan, and het chan is fine with me.
remus tried to deny tonks. hence remus is gay. also, if they do get together, tonks can meta herself a cock.
the twins were not mentioned romantically, therefore twincest lives.
seamus did not date anyone, and dean and ginny had problems so seamus/dean is still open.
luna is single. *luffs her so much*

also, i feel really sorry for miints and goldie and their fellow shippers. that ship has basically resigned itself to hate sex now.

i also feel sorry for kay, because snarry could not be more dead. honestly, i just couldn't see how it could possibly be more unlikely now. unless snape died by spontaneous combustion? that way even necro is out of the picture. you can't necro a body that doesn't exsist.

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Date: 2005-07-16 12:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inari-k.livejournal.com
IT IS NOT DEAD!!!!!!!!! IT WILL NEVER BE DEAD!!! AND NECRO CAN LIVE ON!!! SNAPE WILL DIE BY THE EVIL GREEN SPELL AND THEN HARRY WILL ANSGT AND THEN FIM ROYALLY ON THE BATTLE FIELD, AND HIS NECROPHILIA WILL GROSS VOLDIE OUT SO MUCH, HE WILL INCERATE!!!!

And: REMUS IS GAY WITH SIRIUS... DAMN YOU JKR!!!!! ALSO I THOUGHT TONKS WAS A LESBIAN...WTF??? I AM SO CONFUSED AND IN ANGSTFUL CAPS.

AND SNARRY WILL STILL LIVE...AND NOW I LOVE THE DRACO/SNAPE/HARRY SO IT IS ALL GOOD, ALL LONG AS SNAPE AND DRACO DO NOT HAVE SEX, SAME WITH DRACO AND HARRY.

GINNY MUST DIE.

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Date: 2005-07-16 12:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inari-k.livejournal.com
*it should be AND THEN FUCK HIM ROYALLY ON THE BATTLE FIELD...

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Date: 2005-07-16 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] balefully.livejournal.com
You are making me feel better, too.

My poor R/S and S/D. THEY ARE STILL ALIVE. LIMPING BADLY. But alive.

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Date: 2005-07-16 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kerryblaze.livejournal.com
It's weird... I'm a very romantic person. I don't ship any of the main ships in this canon. Even before I discovered slash - I just wasn't feeling any of these obvious couples.

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Date: 2005-07-17 10:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kid.livejournal.com
i have the biggest crush on luna lovegood
*blushes and runs away*

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