icon= ironic in the way alanis uses it.

[gala_apples]

what with waiting in line, i picked up my book at 12.41. i finished reading it at 6.18. in those 6 hours, my fandom life as i know it has changed.

EXCESSIVE AND OBVIOUS SPOILERY HERE FOLKS.



well, let's say the fun things first. i found myself writing down random comments as i read, and i find my own brain fascinating. keep in mind this is all the FIRST half of the book.

-I know she is an evil killer, but I like Bella's attitude. At least she's loyal to her insane retarded cause.

-If snape is a bad guy, i will kill him. (siad within the first ten pages. foreshadow much?)

-Won Won is the most wrong thing i have ever heard.

-Luna wins at life.

-the trio quite clearly looses at life for not taking care of magical creatures. even if the class blows, you attend for your friends. i would if any of vanilla skyy was teaching a course. (even java with jate, and computers annoy me)

-Ginny and Phlegm is my new ship. (it rather has to be, considering how many of my old ones got slaughtered)

-the world would be a better place if Kreacher/Dobby was on WWF Smackdown.

ok, then i read the SECOND half.

aarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhh.

OMGWTFBBQ IFUCKINGHATETHATGODDAMNFUCKINGBASTARD!!!!!!!
and draco almost went good. it was SO CLOSE.

oh, and plus for fandom life, jesus christ. i mean, i should have known, but there goes my constant ship, h/anyone and r/anyone. if they had just stayed single, i could have written to my hearts content, but no0o0o0o0o0o0. someone had to be fucking dating.

Comments

[x-kid.livejournal.com]

IM NOT READING IT. I READ TWO LINES IN THE SUN TODAY AND I ALREADY KNOW WHO DIES AND WHO THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE IS, I CRIED BECAUSE OF MY LACK OF SELF CONTROL.
SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS, IM GAY.

[inari-k.livejournal.com]

You owe me porn and a fic of my choice<3 I am the fucking best. Also JKR sucks...BWA HA HA!!!!

[x-kid.livejournal.com]

i love snape. he's my hero. er, not for killing dumbledore, but just for being so purely evil. dumbledore was stupid to trust him anyway, sigh. i have too many opinions to make ANY sense of this book, i could argue for hours IRL, but not online. its tiring after a while.

[tecko.livejournal.com]

RARG!!! i bought the book on saturday! BUT MY PARENTS HAVE IT AND I CANT READ IT RARRRRRR!!!@_!O#$+)@*% !)%!)%

(that was swearing excessivally ^_^)