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gala_applesList 5 reasons why you are a dork. And make them good reasons. Justify them. Explain them. Be loud and proud about how big of a dork you are! Then pick the 5 biggest dorks you know and have them do the meme.
1. I fucking hated gym class. (that's not the dorky part) it was an hour a day from grade one to grade ten. from about sixth and under, whenever i was forced to play a sport, i would imagine the mighty ducks players cheering me on.
2. i can still remember a lot of random kiddie commercials, and i'm proud! *kitchen, let's eat, the table folds down, living room relax, turn the tv around...* fic to you if you can guess what that sold.
3. i have fucked up kinks. seriously, i'm weird. i like smoke, anorexics or fat people but not normal sized, hospitals, smell of grass, pygamas, bracelets, certain hairstyles.
4. in elementary (k to 8) i ate my lunch in the washroom, and spent my recess in the library. what can i say? i didn't like others. other people were for watching, not being with.
5. i think girls are pretty, and sexy. i think boys have better personalities. i don't want to fuck either, though it's closer to girls. i don't want to have a relationship with either, though that's closer to boys. i am the only one i know, online or off, that would find thier perfect match in a transsexual. ever since 6th grade i've anticipated being alone for my life, and i've never really felt upset about it.
1. I fucking hated gym class. (that's not the dorky part) it was an hour a day from grade one to grade ten. from about sixth and under, whenever i was forced to play a sport, i would imagine the mighty ducks players cheering me on.
2. i can still remember a lot of random kiddie commercials, and i'm proud! *kitchen, let's eat, the table folds down, living room relax, turn the tv around...* fic to you if you can guess what that sold.
3. i have fucked up kinks. seriously, i'm weird. i like smoke, anorexics or fat people but not normal sized, hospitals, smell of grass, pygamas, bracelets, certain hairstyles.
4. in elementary (k to 8) i ate my lunch in the washroom, and spent my recess in the library. what can i say? i didn't like others. other people were for watching, not being with.
5. i think girls are pretty, and sexy. i think boys have better personalities. i don't want to fuck either, though it's closer to girls. i don't want to have a relationship with either, though that's closer to boys. i am the only one i know, online or off, that would find thier perfect match in a transsexual. ever since 6th grade i've anticipated being alone for my life, and i've never really felt upset about it.
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Date: 2005-06-17 05:24 pm (UTC)OMG! Barbie!!! *sings* We're having a baaaarbequeee...
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Date: 2005-06-18 05:11 pm (UTC)go you for recognising it! what would you like?
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Date: 2005-06-18 06:16 pm (UTC)Whaddaya mean?
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Date: 2005-06-18 06:50 pm (UTC)fic to you if you can guess what that sold.
so, what do you want? i generally do hp, but i've been known to try xmen, btvs, angel, sor, and enderverse.
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Date: 2005-06-19 03:48 am (UTC)HEEEEEEEEEE! *huggleglomp*
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Date: 2005-06-19 12:06 pm (UTC)ron/hermione is not good. *shakes fist*
remus and sirius will do fine. i get to decide kinks though.
oh, i have too! i haven't seen the movies, but the comics are hilarious!
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Date: 2005-06-18 08:24 am (UTC)im in the same room as you but im commenting on here, how odd.
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Date: 2005-06-18 05:12 pm (UTC)buffet, anyone?