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-I'm rereading A Series Of Unfortunate Events because I was out of new library books, and while I have the first six practically memorised, I can't remember a single thing about 11/12/13. And There's this part in Slippery Slope where Violet and Klaus are wearing ponchos, followed nearly immediately by a bratty group of people in snow gear with snowflakes. THANK YOU VERY MUCH GERARD WAY, FOR RUINING THAT FOR ME.
-I forgive you though, because I've got my old 8g iPod on, with songs I haven't listened to since the last time I updated it (for reference, no bandom, but High End of Low, so like...two years ago), and Rancid just came on, and I started jazz-handing. Thanks for making that a legit dance move for rock music.
-Me and Vince were driving and his boyfriend texted 'what would you do if I wanted to be a girl' and he was a jerk. And I didn't say anything. But the longer I didn't say anything the more I felt shitty. So after about a hour of sitting in guilt-juices I was all TRANSPEOPLE HAVE HARD LIVES, AND THEY'RE SO FUCKING BRAVE, AND BRANDON AND MURDER AND SERIOUSLY IMMA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE IF YOU KEEP THAT UP. And we talked it out. Confrontation is good!
-We said we weren't going to watch American Horror Story again until the last eps were over. We failed, we just watched 9 and 10.
-FUCK YEAH. DEAD GOD BY TIM SKOLD CAME ON. I fucking love this song. This is the song I used to listen to constantly after my Pentacostal disillusionment. (for those that weren't around, used to be a open-minded agnostic, so a Pentacostal friend got me to go to youth group with her for about 6 months. And then they did the God Hates Fags thing, and I walked out mid-sermon, and that night turned Atheist.) I'm calmer now, becoming friends online with slash writers that Believe has made me less automatically loathing religion. But I still like this song.
-Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story.

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Date: 2011-12-14 01:16 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Patrick-Pete ( heart_beating ))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
When you said you tacked it on the end you weren't kidding.

Okay, how about, the story telling the story of why Patrick and Pete dressed as nuns.

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Date: 2011-12-15 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gala-apples.livejournal.com
"I don't understand how we're supposed to actually put on a production of Blues Brothers."

"You're just jealous because you're my understudy."

"Fuck it. Last show, Jake and Elwood will be raised by two The Penguins."

Community theatre AU!

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Date: 2011-12-15 07:41 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (Default)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Awesome.

Thank you!

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Date: 2011-12-14 03:51 pm (UTC)
ext_399013: (Frank and Ray are awesome)
From: [identity profile] ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com
Perhaps you could jot down a few sentences from the story where Frank steals Ray's iPhone with the intention of changing his contact name to something hilarious and instead finds Ray's secret stash of porn?

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Date: 2011-12-15 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gala-apples.livejournal.com
"That is definitely someone's dick." It's panties, yeah, not much more than a scrap of lace and ribbon at the hip. But there's no questioning that there's dick-bulge in the poorly lit picture.

Ray likes crossdressing! Women in undershirts with packers too! He is a multi-opportunity crossdressing viewer.

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Date: 2011-12-15 12:57 pm (UTC)
ext_399013: (Ray and Frank cracking up)
From: [identity profile] ladyfoxxx.livejournal.com
YES HE DOES.

Love this. ♥

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Date: 2011-12-14 10:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sydneysconverse.livejournal.com
The story of when girl!Brendon and awesome!Gabe are like, somewhere. And Brendon is trying to tell him she loves him. No angst, yeah? Please and thank you.

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Date: 2011-12-15 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gala-apples.livejournal.com
"This ferris wheel hasn't moved in like two minutes, you think it's broken?"

"No, the carnie is my cousin, and I told her to leave us up here until I signal. I've been trying to tell you all day, Mr ADHD-Pants. I think I love you!"

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Date: 2011-12-15 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sydneysconverse.livejournal.com
Oh, my. Oh. Oh, gracious.

I love this. This gives me ~ideas, Gala.

... Can I take it and run with it, BB? Pwetty pwease?

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Date: 2011-12-16 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sydneysconverse.livejournal.com
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

MORE YAYYYYYYYYYY!

THEY WOULD HAVE SUCH ACROBATIC SEXYTIMES! AND SO MUCH DANCING AND PURPLE. YES. TIME FOR FUN.

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Date: 2011-12-15 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kira-snugz.livejournal.com
when i saw gees outfit, i totally thought he had like a little startrek style dress on.

my husband got jazz hand's -es at work today. where he and his supermanly firefighter coworkers argued over which album was better, danger days or tbp.

my favorite rage against religion song is 'i'm not jesus' by apopglytim-can't remember how its spelled and too lazy to look it up, with vocals by corey taylor. i have much christian dissillusionment, which is perfect cause i married the son of two preachers and now my dad is one. the rest of my life will basically be arguments about the bible until they die and then i'm gonna party.

the story about the time frank found the stegosaurus on the tour bus. por favpr

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Date: 2011-12-15 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gala-apples.livejournal.com
"Just because we visit Jurassic Park doesn't mean we should take souviners on tour. Do they even eat shrubbery, or do they eat meat, otherwise known as people?"

"But it's so cute!"

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Date: 2011-12-15 06:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dr-jasley.livejournal.com
I don't know about anti-religion songs but I automatically thought about Drowning Pool's Sinner and Sermon.

Brendon/Mikey/Gerard/Frank and playing magic :)

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Date: 2011-12-15 10:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gala-apples.livejournal.com
"Fuck your motherfucking sliver deck Brendon, you fucking prick!"

"If you don't want to take the one damage I'm willing to set up a stripping fee instead?"

"Speaking on the behalf of both Mikey and I, we think this is a good policy."

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Date: 2011-12-16 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dr-jasley.livejournal.com
THE BEST AWESOMENESS EVER.....seriously this is the best image and soo much LAUGHTERRRR


<3's of a trillion to you Gala

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Date: 2011-12-15 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theletterelle.livejournal.com
I love AHS like whoa. It's so fucking crazy and bad, it's my favorite thing to watch and laugh at. Magic towel! Brain eating! Masturbating and crying! Madness. :D

What Spencer said when Brendon wanted to be shot out of a cannon.

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Date: 2011-12-16 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gala-apples.livejournal.com
AHS is crazy and amazing. And while we guessed the Violet thing, it's cool to see exactly how it went down.

"Lemme guess. The cannon isn't going to fire anything at all, you just want an excuse to show your propulsion powers on stage without anyone finding out about them."

"Relax, I won't out us. It's not like Zack will actually let me.

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