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[gala_apples]

How is it that I started FOUR different mcr gsf's, and none of them were gross enough for dirty bandom. I think I'm gonna blame Skanon, that fic was 90k of Waybros being fucking disgusting and poor Brendon having to deal with it. I have exceeded my 2011 limit of JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHO SMEARED CUPCAKE ON THE WALL?

The plus side of failing is now I have four half written MCR orgy fics. That can never not be awesome.

Have you ever read a badfic, that could be really good fic, and so you read like 40k of it, but you read it slowly and rephrase every sentence in your head so it makes sense first? It's the only way my brain will let me understand what's going on. Please, lovely woman, stop. Putting periods in the middle of sentences so you can start with a verb. It made me sad when you decided to randomly used past tense. :(

I have decided that you are never too old to use paper mache. I think I'm gonna start a new project tomorrow.

Glee's on in twenty minutes. I swear to god if Kurt and Blaine don't have sex or at least blow each other by the end of the season, I'm gonna cry.

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[delphinapterus.livejournal.com]

Are as reader I can't help wondering (perhaps selfishly?) if you're planning to share those fics.

I have read fic like that. I find that when I read I tend to edit as I read without realizing it so sometimes when I reread a fic I'm surprised by it. Usually I don't really mind as long as the plot is keeping me interested and the characters aren't so wildly OC that it bugs me.

Paper mache mask?

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're back! I haven't seen you around for awhile, I know you had RL stuff. It's nice to comment with you again!

Exactly. The plot was really interesting (friends in the scene taking care of someone after a dom abuses/assaults the man) and the pairing was extremely rare, ie: the only time I've ever seen it. So I HAD to keep reading, even if the way she wrote was aggravating.

Yes, I shall totally share them. Or at least three of them. I'm pretty sure I'm just gonna scrap the one that riffs off of Goldilocks.

[delphinapterus.livejournal.com]

I'm finding it very vexing how RL keeps eating up my time so I can't get enough time with my flist.

The plot sounds like a fic I would love to read regardless of fandom. If you've still got the link could you PM it to me?

I love the way your mind works. MCR GSF riffing on Goldilocks! Dare I ask if you've cast the bears in that? Was Mikey Goldilocks because of the bleach job? LOL, now you've got me wanting to do this seriously.

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

Basically it was gonna be Curlylocks (Ray) wanting blowjobs, but Gerard's hair is Too Greasy to latch onto, and Frank's is Too Short, but Mikey's is Just Right! And then Ray wants frottage, and Frank is wearing Too Many Sweaty Layers, and Mikey is showing Too Much Sweaty Skin, but Gerard is Just Right!

And then there was going to be a third sex is impeded by grossness factor, in which Gerard and Mikey are gross, and Frank is Just Right.

And THEN Ray realises that all his boys are Just Right in one way or another. Happy ending!

[dr-jasley.livejournal.com]

NOTHING IS BETTER THAN 90k of SKANON and Brendon vs. Way house.

But the cupcake icing on the wall is symbolic *giggles*

<3


OOOOOS PAPER MACHE....anything shiny????

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

It is the PRETTIEST AND LOVELIEST SYMBOL. ...That will eventually give them an ant problem. If they get ants, Brendon is only having sex with Frank. No more sex for Gerard or Mikey. *resolve face*

[dr-jasley.livejournal.com]

*LAUGHTER* and the resolve face will last how long exactly*snickers*???????

and yeah I bet the eventually get an ant problem which is a bitch to get rid of....though windex kills ants really well

[nuclearsugars.livejournal.com]

OH GOD, I would not be able to handle a fic like that. You're a stronger lass than I am.

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

But it was a really good ultra rare pairing. Like imagine a favourite plot/trope of yours, in Scorpius/Lorcan. You'd be compelled to read it, it would be too tempting not to!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I hope you eventually post those stories too *___*

Badfic like that frustrated me, especially as a lot of time badfic has the stories I want to read, but written so terribly that it's almost painful to get through.

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

Dude, it was a fic in which Matt Cortez is Jepha's dom when they're touring together. Then it skips a bunch of years, and a friend of theirs gets caught by a bad dom and they have to rehabilitate him after he's basically wrecked. There was no option, I had to read it. I just wish it had been run through a beta for phrasing/sentence structure.

[creepylicious.livejournal.com]

I feel your pain. I can't read anything that has random tense switches. It makes me crazy. And it is never good writing in any language on top of that!
Also, what happened to Sam? I liked Sam! Did they explain it and I just missed it? They will never have sex on that show. They didn't even kiss in the last episode...

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

It was a two sentence blurb on the first ep. Sam's dad got a job out of town, so they moved. :D?

On the other hand, holy shit, they're giving Mike an actual personality. Amazing!