my computer is having a heart attack!

[gala_apples]

i know everyone is saying that aim wont work, but my aim wont even show on my computer. the fucking quick link tab thing dissapeared.
i hate everyone and everything. except veresti. becuase i love veresti.

in other news, the list of people and their proclivities. not that it will make any sense, i just feel like doing random shit. um, for most of the prefixes i went to this. if you disagree, of course talk to me about it, i'm curious to hear your opinions.

for the most part, i didnt make a difference between liking male and female, for things like heterosexual and transsexual, i focused on the meaning of the prefix, and what i thought that meant, not that the word has already been used a certain way.

adults
dumbledore: ansexual, because anything else is just disgusting.
snape: antisexual, becuase i can't picture him being for it.
mcgonagall: vertisexual, she likes to be able to change opinions and lives.
dursley: heterosexual. he likes the opposite of himself, skinny, and female.
james: ducsexual, whatever he gets into, you can bet others follow.
sirius: demosexual, at least in pre-azkaban, i see him as inclusive.
remus: cyclosexual, his want changes with the moon.
peter: theosexual, he only wants things above him.
bill: telesexual, he only has relationships with people far away from him.
fredngeorge: consexual, they love each other, how could they be anything but.
lucius: dynasexual, he only uses sex for power.
tonks: metasexual, she changes with her skin.

teens
ron: stylosexual, you can count on him to want the same thing all the time.
harry: vitasexual, he's just happy to be alive, he doesn't much need sex.
hermione: cryptosexual, she has needs, she just doesnt show them.
seamus: fluxsexual, his ideas are always changing.
neville: autosexual, because as much as i love him, he's rather a loner.
dean: endosexual, he sees what's inside, and gets turned on by that.
draco: exosexual, as long as they look ok on the outside, he'll do them.
blaise: transsexual, he's beyond mere sex.
cho: chronosexual, she thinks of the past and the future, she never loves now.
lavender: demisexual, can't you just see her getting off while reading tarot?

Comments

[sixgunsound.livejournal.com]

gala!!! *clings*
*cries* you must find a way to fix it!!!! *needs you to be on*

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

is it working for you right now?

[sixgunsound.livejournal.com]

yes, it's working for me, veresti, sioniann, eve and ravingraven....

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

yes! it works now, i have no idea what i did, but it works. add me to the chat thing, i dont know how to add myself.

[x-kid.livejournal.com]

you cant picture snape doing it? ohhh man. yummy. *orgasms* i can imagine snape doing it. with me. HAHAHA. im so great. and mr.malfoy. but thats an enitrely different story. damn you and your harry potter! you got me thinking about everything sexually and stuff.

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

well, you're not the only one. my friend kalaya has a total thing for alan rickman. so, i guess i'm in the minority on that one.
thinking sexually is fun. i wont ever stop, so i guess i am damned.

[inari-k.livejournal.com]

YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! ALAN RICKMAN IS FUCKING GOD!!!! HE IS SWEET SEX!!!! *GURLGE*

MMM...Alan...naked...bed...mmm. Alan...

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

lol. i'm glad you're enjoying yourself with sexual thoughts.

[judas-iscariot.livejournal.com]

I love you too! *grins* Ack, I hope you get your AIM sorted out. *grimace* No Gala = a very bad thing. *hugs*

Wow, I like your summary of the characters. Very interesting to consider.

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

thanks. no vere= bad. as you see from up there, i love veresti. becuase you're lovely.
also, in a wannabe black moment, props on the icon, dawg.

[inari-k.livejournal.com]

Gods I love you Staci<3<3<3

And Snape and Harry like SO shag...*dreams*.

And I think you've pegged Draco!!!!! Mmm...Draco pegged to a wall by Ron...mmm...

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

yes. draco and ron shag. constantly.