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gala_applesAHAHAHAH. Well, a cross between AHAHAHAHA and OMG WTF?
Jasley and I have figured out a story for next year's cross big bang. I'd say we could write it in the next five days, but that's soooo not happening. We're both only half done our individual BBBs.
Lord Of The Rings/Killjoys.
The frightening and hilarious thing is that it actually works rather well. Not!fic/notes for next year:
A zone gang called The Hobbits is a gang with four members: Frodo, Pippin, Merry, and Sam. Frodo gets taken by the Dracs/SCARECROW. When Pippin and Merry and Sam come to bust him out, Frodo grabs a peice of tech that's in the room, a ring. He doesn't actually know what it does, but anything he has is one less thing the SCARECROW Saramon has.
Unbeknownst to him at the time, it's a interface ring that when connected to the right equipment creates a pulse that wipes the brains of the people around it of all past memory so they can be easily turned into Dracs. Each SCARECROW center only has one, and the technology is so complicated that even nine years after the creator died they haven't been able to reverse engineer one.
So the Hobbits continue to live their rebel life in Zone two. And then this guy with dyed grey hair pulled into a ponytail comes up on his stolen bike and is all YOU NEED TO DESTROY THE RING. Frodo's like "who the fuck are you", guy's like "I have a shitton of names, but you can call me Gandalf."
Saramon sends his Dracs to get it back, the Hobbits escape. They take off to Zone Three, where they meet Aragorn. Aragorn was originally a SCARECROW, but he went off grid. Aragorn is all 'you completely fail at this, I'll be your protector." He takes them to Zone Six, Frodo getting injured on the way. Doctor D tells them about what the ring does, and how important it is that they destroy it. Unfortunately only one person can destroy it, so they have to go find her. DDD puts a call over the radio asking if anyone wants to join these motorbabies' quest; two people show up, Gimli and Legolas.
Meanwhile, this guy Boromir is already there. His dad and brother are still in Battery City, they don't like B.L.Ind but they don't know if it's safe to move to the zones, they want more information first. Boromir overhears DDD and decides to sign on.
The group is travelling when the dracs (orcs) attack. Gandalf gets taken out, and they have to leave him. They get separated, and later Gandalf finds Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas. They go to Helms Deep and have to fight, but they're outnumbered so Gandalf goes for reinforcements. He brings back the Killjoys!
Frodo and Sam are in the desert and Frodo gets bitten by a spider. He goes limp, and Sam figures he's dead and decides to finish the job himself. But just as he's leaving Frodo Dracs come, and they declare him merely unconscious, and they're going to take him back. So Sam busts out his gun and ghosts all the Dracs.
Meanwhile, just outside zone six Aragorn uses his SCARECROW knowledge to covert the Dracs in the area to his cause. (there's actually a scene in the book where Aragorn raises a group of the undead. what is this book even?)
So then they're in Zone Six, and the vastly outnumbered alliance of all the rebels are fighting the Dracs and Saramon. They're willing to die, if it distracts everyone from Frodo and his destroying the ring. If it can be done once, it can be done again, and there are only a few interface rings left.
Deeper in Zone Six, Frodo has finally found the girl that can hack into the ring and destroy it. It's Grace. Her mother was the head of the SCARECROW movement, completely genius when it comes to technology. We're talking Rodney McKay/Ancients level of genius. Just before she died she managed to write a neural program that had her knowledge download into Grace. That's why the SCARECROWS shit a brick when the Killjoys kidnapped Grace, without her they are only able to maintain the systems, not create more. (Grace also built Kobra's vend-a-hack). Grace takes like thirty seconds to permanently disable the ring, and then wants to know if he wants to play Transformers with her.
...yes. Grace is Mount Doom. Deal with it. There's hardly a five thousand mile high volcano in the middle of California.
SO YEAH. CROSSBB FIGURED OUT. It's gonna be epic. :D
Jasley and I have figured out a story for next year's cross big bang. I'd say we could write it in the next five days, but that's soooo not happening. We're both only half done our individual BBBs.
Lord Of The Rings/Killjoys.
The frightening and hilarious thing is that it actually works rather well. Not!fic/notes for next year:
A zone gang called The Hobbits is a gang with four members: Frodo, Pippin, Merry, and Sam. Frodo gets taken by the Dracs/SCARECROW. When Pippin and Merry and Sam come to bust him out, Frodo grabs a peice of tech that's in the room, a ring. He doesn't actually know what it does, but anything he has is one less thing the SCARECROW Saramon has.
Unbeknownst to him at the time, it's a interface ring that when connected to the right equipment creates a pulse that wipes the brains of the people around it of all past memory so they can be easily turned into Dracs. Each SCARECROW center only has one, and the technology is so complicated that even nine years after the creator died they haven't been able to reverse engineer one.
So the Hobbits continue to live their rebel life in Zone two. And then this guy with dyed grey hair pulled into a ponytail comes up on his stolen bike and is all YOU NEED TO DESTROY THE RING. Frodo's like "who the fuck are you", guy's like "I have a shitton of names, but you can call me Gandalf."
Saramon sends his Dracs to get it back, the Hobbits escape. They take off to Zone Three, where they meet Aragorn. Aragorn was originally a SCARECROW, but he went off grid. Aragorn is all 'you completely fail at this, I'll be your protector." He takes them to Zone Six, Frodo getting injured on the way. Doctor D tells them about what the ring does, and how important it is that they destroy it. Unfortunately only one person can destroy it, so they have to go find her. DDD puts a call over the radio asking if anyone wants to join these motorbabies' quest; two people show up, Gimli and Legolas.
Meanwhile, this guy Boromir is already there. His dad and brother are still in Battery City, they don't like B.L.Ind but they don't know if it's safe to move to the zones, they want more information first. Boromir overhears DDD and decides to sign on.
The group is travelling when the dracs (orcs) attack. Gandalf gets taken out, and they have to leave him. They get separated, and later Gandalf finds Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas. They go to Helms Deep and have to fight, but they're outnumbered so Gandalf goes for reinforcements. He brings back the Killjoys!
Frodo and Sam are in the desert and Frodo gets bitten by a spider. He goes limp, and Sam figures he's dead and decides to finish the job himself. But just as he's leaving Frodo Dracs come, and they declare him merely unconscious, and they're going to take him back. So Sam busts out his gun and ghosts all the Dracs.
Meanwhile, just outside zone six Aragorn uses his SCARECROW knowledge to covert the Dracs in the area to his cause. (there's actually a scene in the book where Aragorn raises a group of the undead. what is this book even?)
So then they're in Zone Six, and the vastly outnumbered alliance of all the rebels are fighting the Dracs and Saramon. They're willing to die, if it distracts everyone from Frodo and his destroying the ring. If it can be done once, it can be done again, and there are only a few interface rings left.
Deeper in Zone Six, Frodo has finally found the girl that can hack into the ring and destroy it. It's Grace. Her mother was the head of the SCARECROW movement, completely genius when it comes to technology. We're talking Rodney McKay/Ancients level of genius. Just before she died she managed to write a neural program that had her knowledge download into Grace. That's why the SCARECROWS shit a brick when the Killjoys kidnapped Grace, without her they are only able to maintain the systems, not create more. (Grace also built Kobra's vend-a-hack). Grace takes like thirty seconds to permanently disable the ring, and then wants to know if he wants to play Transformers with her.
...yes. Grace is Mount Doom. Deal with it. There's hardly a five thousand mile high volcano in the middle of California.
SO YEAH. CROSSBB FIGURED OUT. It's gonna be epic. :D
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Date: 2011-04-17 04:32 am (UTC)And yes, she told me there would be Brendon/Frank! I am so excited!