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[gala_apples]

ok, flist. this is my take on the whole spoilers/hbp/omg my pairing happened/omg i can't believe he died thing.

i won't be on the computer until i finish the book. i am standing in line at midnight to by it, and will read it on the hour's drive home. i will stay up all night, and forego breakfast, maybe even lunch depending on how long it takes me to read. so, therefore, in my own opinion, i see nothing wrong with you guys talking about it on your journal.

however, as soon as i finish reading it, i will run downstairs and immediatly go onto lj to discuss everything with anyone that has read it. i just might have to put a 'omg my pairing' or 'jesus he died, why!!!' on my lj.

therefore, i need to know who won't have the book until a few weeks later, and who will get pissy if i say in chapter ___ this happens that will be soooo good for manipulating canon for my pairing. cause i'm a blurty type of person, and it wont occur to me to shut up unless i'm like CANTSTANDMENOW DOESNT WANT TO HEAR, SHUT IT STACI!

also, i'm setting up bets. so far i only have one, but i extend the offer to everyone.
hpsauce and i: if remus dies, i write her a fic to cheer her up, if he doesn't, she writes me a fic to bribe me not to brag.

cantstandmenow? angelinedark? argyle_s? _halfjack? everyone else on flist? wanna make a pr0n bet?

Comments

[x-kid.livejournal.com]

i'd be soooo angry if you spoiled it, wow. there would be dead staci EVERYWHERE.
could you maybe put spoilers and stuff under a lj-cut?

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

yeah, i'll do that. no problem, i just had to know.

[noticeably.livejournal.com]

I'll make you a bet, m'dear!

If Remus is the Half-Blood Prince, you owe me a Remus fic. If he's not, then I owe you a Remus fic.

Do you accept my challenge? :P

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

ok. but i get to pick the pairing, as i can only do limited remus pairings.
boo yah! (that was random, but necessary.)

[noticeably.livejournal.com]

That's cool, but same applies to me if I lose and have to write - I get to pick the pairing too. :D

I'm gonna wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin and get fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic *bounces*

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

no! i'm gonna win, becuase the hbp is sexy sexy irish seamus. yay! that's how come he was at q world cup, he's rich and all princy like! yay! *bounces more*

oh, and omg! you have rhps icon! the scene where she does that tap dance. "i was walkin down the street just-a havin a" *stops singing* *is embarassed that she memorised every song and speaking line in the movie*

[noticeably.livejournal.com]

LOL! Nobody thinks it's gonna be Remus but me! I told sstar_luna about the bet, and she totally took your side! SEE?

dailynn: So, I said that if Remus ends up being the HBP, then gala owes me a fic, and if he's NOT, then I owe her a fic
sstar_luna: *amused* well hun, i think you need to work on a bunny then

See? She doesn't think it's Remus either! It's a conspiracy!

...alright, I am sane. *breathes*

Yes! I love RHPS! It is the best. movie. ever. If you want, I can find the community where I got it and you can go look for some icons...there were some really good ones there.

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

that would be awesome. i would die for a rhps mood theme, but i think only paid accounts can have mood themes.

where are you talking to her? you aren't online, at least not on the one i have you on.

no, i don't think it's gonna be remus, but consider this: grawp is a half blood, and it's been said his mom was a queen of something.
so, isn't seamus better then grawp? or are you one of those disturbing grawp lovers?

[noticeably.livejournal.com]

We have a special community, just to chat. Because my Y!M is busted. >>

NO! I dislike grawp...he scares the hell out of me. I really hope it's not him...I wouldn't mind it being Dean Thomas though (he's a half blood, too), but I'm still shooting for Remus.

And I'll find that link for you.

[iljjc.livejournal.com]

I'm planning to stand in line at midnight as well, but if for some reason I don't get HPB right away I wouldn't care if you spoiled anything. In fact, I would probably be searching for spoilers just to hold me over, lol.

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

w00t for midnighttonians! yeah, if i was physically prevented from getting it, i would desperatly look for information on it.

[hpsauce.livejournal.com]

Spoil away darling.

Though, for the your mental and physical wellbeing (which I care about alot, because I'd miss you muchly if your f'list killed you (and also I wouldn't get my fic)) I'd put it under an lj-cut labelled 'spoiler'. I had it spoiled for me last year and I don't think I've ever spoken to that person again (not just over this, but she still isn't forgiven for phoning me up and telling me just for spite because I'd been reading for twelve hours straight).

I won't be online till I've finished it. I'm just hoping those really ahead in time will not tell me before I go and get my copy (at midnight, of course).

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

she just phoned you and told you? what the hell! the second i heard any hp related thing, i'd hang up. like 'hp, oh my god. sirius-' *click*
i think i might be slightly ahead of you, but you won't be online, so it'll be ok.
you won't get your fic, because remus wont die! but yeah, online killers arent good either.

[judas-iscariot.livejournal.com]

Gah, I think I would kill that person. Because honestly, if someone has not told you if they want to hear spoilers or not, it's extremely rude.

[hpsauce.livejournal.com]

About said ex-friend:

We were discussing the book, I'd just taken a break from reading, because twelve hours takes a toll on the old eyes, and I was starving to death.

It was just the normal:

Have you got a copy of the new book?
Yeah, I'm reading it now.
Really? How far in are you?
Somewhere in the seven hundreds. I've been reading since six.
Has someone died yet?
No. I hope it's Hagrid (I'm still hoping)
Oh. Same here. *flips through book, I do not hear this, so I didn't know what was coming* Oh!
What? You alright?
Sirius dies.
Shit! You're kidding, right?
Nope. Look 'My godfather is dead and it's all you fault' (I cannot bother to look for book for true quote)
I - Er *sniffle-sob* I've got to go

The worst thing was that she hadn't even read the damn book. I'd spent forever reading that damn thing, holding it had permenantly injured my arms and she just flipped through and told me and I wanted to strangle her on her own intestines.

She had guts though, because she phoned back about a minute later and didnb't even flinch when I told her how much I truely hated her at that moment in time and what I would do if she was sitting in my living room right then.

:D

I can be quite scary when I'm mad, or so I am told.

About Remus:

I'm sort of hoping for it now. It will break my heart into tiny pieces, but I was discussing it with occasusvenustas a while ago, and I'll be able to write angel slash, with feathery wings and clouds and whatever angels wear (I have to work it out so I can write them if it happens)

It's like if Severus had died in the first one I would not have been so hysterical (and I was hysterical) because I was quite sure he would die, and I was prepared. I like to be prepared for the worst. So if Severus or Remus die, I'm prepared and if the others die I won't care, because they don't matter half as much in my mind.

[hpsauce.livejournal.com]

Longest, comment, ever.

I am queen of long comments!

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

*bows to the queen of commenting*
*hits people the same remus stick for not bowing*

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

angel slash! james/sirius/remus angel slash! *is dreamy thinking of it*
you thought snape would die in Ps?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_halfjack/]

I'm doing the same. I did it last time and it was great ruining the story for people who read a chapter every night. Harhar, evil yes. I don't mind whatsoever if you spoilerness, but I think you should maybe cut it for the silly/unlucky people who can't or won't read it right away? :)

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

who in gods name only reads a chapter a night? if they're that into it that they're in fandom, they should be devouring it! ok, so it's fine with you. good to know. no bets? if someone ____'s, i'll write you a fic, and if someone doesnt _____, you'll draw me something?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_halfjack/]

I KNOW! It serves them right to get told what happens in they're that bloody slow at reading the thing. Hmm okay. Yeah, I've been thinking about what I want to bet, and I'm going to say Seamus is the half-blood prince. I don't think it is him though, it's mostly just me having wishful thought because I love Seamus and he needs to be in it more. But he is a half-blood! And it would be kinda ironic after he was so blaah in OotP. :) Okay, yay!

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

holy crap! that's who i think it is! me and you share the same brain!

but you called it, so if he is, what do you want? if he isnt, i want a (those things you make that aren't colour bars) of twincest. it doesnt have to be anyone in particular, just look around for pics that imply twincest.

[angeline-dark.livejournal.com]

Sadly there aren't any midnight sales here, they only make those for the German translation which won't be released for another 6 month, so I'll have to wait until the morning to buy the book, but when I have it I won't stop reading until I've finished it. I did that with OotP too and it took me 12 hours.

I won't be online while I'm reading so post as much squees and groans about the book as you want ;-)

As for the bets: If Snape dies I'll travel to Britain and slap Mrs. Rowling write you threesome smut, the pairing is up to you.

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

they only sell the german version like three months after the english version? harsh. i would die if i had to wait that long. as pathetic as it sounds, i would buy the english version and put every sentence into a translator.

kick ass. and if snape doesnt die, what would you like?

[alcoholicberry.livejournal.com]

I bet that Fudge dies. yep yep. because there is supposedly a new minister of magic. *wink*

but make sure you lj cut because I'm a really slow reader and it will take me probably a month to absorb everything I read.

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

ok, i'll cut, so i'm not a evil child to you.

if fudge dies, what do you want? if fudge doesnt die, i demand a percy/boy weasley incest fic.

[alcoholicberry.livejournal.com]

If fudge dies...I haven't the slightest clue what I'd want but I'm sure I can come up with something evil and wicked for you to write or draw. mawahaha.

Alright then, a Percy/boy weasley insest fic. I can handle that.

[inari-k.livejournal.com]

I believe that Snape is the half blood prince, and that Harry and Severus will like SO get it on ;)

Has the book come out yet? What? I'm so lost. Doesn't it come out like in July or something?

I believe that if Snape is the half blood prince that I get a chocolate chip cookie. If he is not, you get to watch porn...

(Snape is a pure blood isn't he....ah ha ha...Submissive Snape/Hard Potter all the way<3)

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

no, it's not out yet. july 16th. i will get it at 12.01 am. it's just there's been alot of talk about what friends will do to other friends if it gets spoiled.

submissive snape/hard potter? lmao. did you mean to write that? cause that's just f-ing funny.

[judas-iscariot.livejournal.com]

Oh, I am going to give in and order it from Amazon in a day or two, because my friend demeleka ordered it last year through them and got it a day early. If I don't get it on time, I'll go out, buy it, and give the Amazon one to my sister. So it all works out in the end. So spoil away- in fact, if you need someone to someone to discuss it with, feel free to IM me anytime.

I'll take a bet! I'll have to think about precisely what I want to bet on, because I don't know what you think will happen (since we haven't ever talked via AIM/MSN/YIM/etc.), and it wouldn't do any good to pick something you agreed with me on. So basic suggestions would be appreciated, since every time someone else bet something, you took the opposing side that I agreed with.

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

i should probably already know this, but do you have aim? cause i just got it like last week, and if you wanna talk...?

[judas-iscariot.livejournal.com]

Yes, I do have AIM- I also have YIM and MSN.

AIM: Verus Nemo
MSN: Esoteric_Paroxysm@hotmail.com
YIM: Verus_Nemo@yahoo.com

[longleggedgit.livejournal.com]

i should be getting it the day of, so no worries here . . . i doubt i'll be able to pull myself away from the book to livejournal until it's done, so spoil all you want, baby!!

my take on remus: if he dies, i die. i don't think i could handle it. ;______;

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

awwww. poor long. i loves you long! wanna bet: if a weasley dies i get tablet-pic, if no weasleys die, you get a fic?

[longleggedgit.livejournal.com]

haha, sounds good! =)

[argyle-s.livejournal.com]

Sorry I was so long responding. My 'puter died and I had to replace it.

Hmmm...

I think Dumbledore's going to snuff it, and if he does, I want polyjuice pr0n!

If he doesn't snuff it, you've got your choice.

I'll write Ron/Hermione, Ron/Harry, Harry/Hermione, Snape/Lupin, Sirius/Remus, James/Lily, Lily/Remus, Sirius/James/Lily, James/Lily/Remus, Molly/Arthur, Harry/Ginny, Ginny/Hermione, McGonagall/Pomfrey, McGonagall/Trelawny or Tonks/(Somebody I choose).

I'll also make another bet. I'm willing to bet Lucius and Draco are a pair of pikers and Narcissa is TEH offical badass off the family. If Narcissa is TEH badass, I want non-incest Narcissa fic. If she isn't, you get another choice from the list above.

I don't do incest fic though. Sorry.