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[gala_apples]

someone want to write crackfic for me?


so i was checking out kink bingo, and someone's response to mirrors was twins.

there was this picture, and while i hate the white rapper look, i loved the campy guy:


and then directly underneath that was this picture:


and i responded with IF ONLY THE WAY BROTHERS WOULD DO THAT.

and then my head became filled with ideas of Mikey randomly deciding to pull out the white rapper look. and gerard and the rest being like WHAT THE SHIT ARE YOU DOING? because lol, mikey could not pull off the 5 sizes too big clothing or the dreds.

villiagegreen did not seem too impressed with this:
that is soso frightening
MIKEY WAY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU ARE NOT MC LAAAAAAAAAAAARS

so me, being me, had to press it for a second:
it would be frightening and HILARIOUS
ray being all "now, i understand the interest in radical hairdos, but really mikey?"
and mikey: DON'T OPPRESS ME, DAWG
oh come on, don't you want mikey to think up some mad beats for the new cd?

so yeah, anyone want to write me a fic in which mikey eminems it up for a bit, and gerard/everyone else ever is like WTF OMG WHHHHHY? because that would be the best crack ever.

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[villiagegreen.livejournal.com]

i mean, i am all for the frightening art of white boy rap, BUT NOOOOOOOOOO, NOT MIKEY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

to protest the emineming of anyone, i shall be over here in white wrap that does not scare me.

(ps, totally michael is the only sexable white rapper)

[halfeatenmoon.livejournal.com]

OH TOKIO HOTEL. At least they've grown up. The amount of obsession over those kids when they were fifteen got a bit skeevy.

I don't think I can write that fic, but I thought you might like to know, if you didn't already, that the quote on that magazine cover says "We're like one person with four ears." I'm not sure whether that's cute or weird.

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

i don't listen to them at all, i just saw the pictures and i was like OOOOOOH. no, i had no idea, and i think it's cute.

yeah, i don't think anyone could write that fic. that fic would be a cruel and painful thing to write. nobody would want to see mikey all corrupted by bling and mad beatz. *shudder*

[katelinmr.livejournal.com]

HE HAS HIS HANDS DOWN HIS PANTS!!! OHMYGOD DED

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

MY REACTION EXACTLY.

[chuckaloonie.livejournal.com]

*____* I'm still undecided between being horrified or turned on by that picture.

OH MY GOD THAT'D BE THE BEST CRACKFIC TO EVER EXIST! I'm usually reconciled with the fact that I can't write for shit; but sometimes (and this is one of those times) I love a prompt so much that I hate myself for not being able to write it.

DON'T OPPRESS ME, DAWG!!!!!!! Brb, laughing until the end of times.

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

in picture two they're actually both pretty ugly, but on the other hand HOLY SHIT THEY'RE TWINS AND THEY'RE DOING THAT FOR A PHOTOSHOOT WHAT DO THEY DO WHEN THERE'S NO CAMERAS? but picture one, the guy is campy enough to make me love him. whoever he is, anyway, i know it's toyko hotel, but beyond that *shrugs*

HAHAHA AND GERARD WOULD BE ALL *GENTLE INTERVENTION* AND TALKING TO HIM ABOUT HOW A LOT OF RAPPERS OBJECTIFY PEOPLE AND MIKEY'S ALL GET OFF MY BACK, NIGGA AND GERARD'S ALL 0.0 YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!

and then frank is finally the one who takes care of business and steals all mikey's clothes and burns them. because frank knows how to get shit done, and damnit, he pulled off dreds way better than mikey ever could anyway.

[chuckaloonie.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL omg please beg someone to write this, IT'S TOO AMAZING.

I can imagine Gerard's FACE after hearing Mikey say the 'n' word. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

i would write it myself, but i think it would come off as me obviously laughing hysterically as i'm writing it. i think crackfic is pulled off better when you try it with a straight face, after all, you don't see people on snl/mad tv/monty python/whatever laughing at their own jokes (frequently, anyway)

on the other hand, i can't see anyone ever writing this, so if i want it i might have to do it myself.