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[gala_apples]

*seal claps*

i wrote 4 fics today. i'm very proud of myself. i am rarely if ever this prolific, especially considering that i went to the bar for a few hours. this is also 8 fics in three days, which is pretty fucking awesome if you ask me. i'm pretty sure i can pull off finishing this table by the deadline.

i'm also frustrated, because i have some of the more difficult kinks on my bingo left to do. *snicker* i figured out a great tentacle prompt, although i'm putting it off for a bit because it will probably go pretty long (for me. which means like 4 k. i am not a lengthy sort of girl). and thanks to your help i've already written my ageplay and rubber prompts. but i need to figure out what the fuck i'm doing with robots. and genital torture (though i think i might go with a figging thing. which i haven't actually seen in bandom yet, i've read it a few times in hp).

and worst of all, verbal humiliation. which i seriously have no idea how to go about it, because it's Pete and Mikey and Gabe. I just can't conjure up a scenario in which they're badmouthing each other. Pete calls Mikey his sweet little dude, not his stupid fucking whore. >.<

i mean, it's not like verbal humiliation is a squick for me. there are a ton of pairings in multiple fandoms where it's suitable and really hot. Seamus Finnigan or Lee Jordan or Bob Bryar or Spencer Smith could pull that shit off in a second. I just don't know how to make PGM do it. so if any of you have any idea, please feel VERY FREE to leave ideas in comments.

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[katelinmr.livejournal.com]

Wow, you did it woman! you did it! *dances*

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

i know, i was pretty stoked last night. i'd also started a fifth, but i was getting pretty tired and i had acid reflux from not eating since dinner so i needed to go have a 5 am snack.

[lemniciate.livejournal.com]

Four fics in one day! :OOOO God, how do you dooo it?

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

well, i work pretty well under pressure. i claimed my table on the 14th, not realising until they gave it to me on the 19th that the deadline for the table was aug 31. and i've got issues with needing to have blackouts, so i was going to work on it scattered over the year, except all of a sudden i've got 12 days. so i had to step on it.

now i've got 17 fics for 9 days, so if i can do 2 a day i'm good. or if i can do three a day that gives me time to do some other stuff (i also really need to get a job by sept 1. or aug 30, technically, because that's the monday). so i'm gonna try for another four today.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Go you for getting them done!

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

i am PLEASED AS PUNCH. i have no idea where that phrase originates, whether it's someone happy about punching guys, or people happy after drinking spiked punch, or someone happy to get sugary cold punch on a sweltering day. i think regardless it can apply to bandom, and can apply to YAY ME I WROTE A LOT YESTERDAY.

[chuckaloonie.livejournal.com]

Your productivity = our reading pleasure!

I'm curious, why does the verbal humiliation story has to be P/M/G? Not that the idea of the three of them together doesn't excite me, because OMG WANT. But if there are other characters (like Bob) who would be easier to write in that situation, why not go for it? (Okay, okay, I confess: verbal humiliation is one of my favorite kinks and Bob is my favorite person in the world so the idea of a Bob fic about it makes my brain melt. I just had to try to convince you.)

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

okay, so before i became an overreaching dumbass i had:

-a pan-bandom hurt/comfort bingo table. it's going pretty well, but then i got distracted and saw
-a high school AU bingo. which i claimed for Mikey/Frank, it's going to eventually be a series of 20 fics, with the last five or so being tales of what's happening to Gerard, Ray, Bert, Quinn and Jepha in college. since i wasn't actually planning on writing it for a bit yet, i had no problem claiming
-a kiss bingo table, for mikey/gerard after i was appalled at how little waycest there was. i come from hp, where 'cest is prolific. and so i was rocking out writing kiss and h/c, and then someone on anon_kinkmeme wanted a mikey/oz(buffy) fic. that brought to mind like half a dozen other AU, so i ended up claiming
-a AU table. all 25 will be bandom/something crossovers. i'd only written two when it occured to me that if i was going to claim a table for mikey/gerard because i loved the pairing so much, i should also claim for my other two OTPs so i claimed a
-Pete/Mikey/Gabe kink bingo and a
-MCR GSF schmoop bingo.

and then i realised only after i signed up that the kink bingo due date is august 31st, and because i want to write blackouts for all my tables that means i need to write 25 kinky PMGs in the next week. as of typing up this comment, i have 10 of 25 written, so i've still got a fair bit to go.

it's just kinda funny because when i signed up i partially did it because i'd looked at listedheart's kinkbingo table and i could easily write all 24 prompts. and then i got mine, and it was like WRITE TENTACLES AND AGE PLAY AND RUBBER AND GENITAL TORTURE and i was like 0.0 'um, okay?' i never back down from a prompt, it's just taking longer to figure out some prompts. like the verbal humilation one, i'm still not sure how to pull that off with that triad.

that being said, if i can get the last 15 fics done in the 7 days i have left, i will totally write bob porn for you.

...i think this is my only bob icon, and that's why i'm using it, not because the message is relevant to the conversation.

[chuckaloonie.livejournal.com]

Oh, I get it now. I didn't understand at first why it had to be PMG, because my friends who signed up for kink bingo have been writing the squares with different pairings.

Don't get me wrong, the idea of you writing me Bob porn excites me to no end; but I also realize that you have more than plenty in your plate right now, so I understand if you don't have time (or inspiration) for Bob porn in a while. *crosses fingers anyway*

LOL I didn't even pay attention to the text! Bob/Frank is my OTP, so I was just happy that you used an icon of them.

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

my plate is so ridiculously full, it's as if someone expanded a plate though magic and managed to put THE ENTIRE BUFFET ROW on it. >.< but that's alright, i'll finish everything eventually. i am firm in this belief.

i will TOTALLY write you bobporn. it might be crossover bob porn, or gsf from bob's pov, (depending on what table i write it for) but it will be bob's thoughts and bob talking bitchily to people and them getting off on it. it'll be LOVELY. you just need to wait a week or two.

[chuckaloonie.livejournal.com]

A week or two? Dude, I thought it'd be like, a MONTH or two! Of course I'll wait, are you kidding me?

*flails in anticipation*

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

in general when people request porn from me i sit there and write it as soon as i see the comment. or if i get super distracted or something, you might have to wait until the next day. i'm sort of a prolific writer, everything is 1-2k, but there's a LOT of it. it's just with this pmg timecrunch, and then i also got to pick up a pinchhit for waycest+1, so those come first. i feel shitty for making you wait, but deadlines have to be written first, you know?

bob is a fine beast, and i highly look forward to writing him.