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[gala_apples]

I AM LITERALLY IN THE EXACT POSITION BRIAN IS. WELL, I WAS LIKE THREE SECONDS AGO, NOW I'M TYPES. BUT THIS ICON IS THE CLOSEST THING I HAVE TO OM-FUCKING-G.

so i signed up for schoomp bingo and kink bingo. pretty much as soon as the idea came into my head i knew i would. because that's the way i roll. i sort of rolled my eyes at myself, but whatever, i love both mcr gsf and pete/mikey/gabe, and am happy to write 25 fics about both of them.

i did this thursday, and it took a few days for the mods to get back to me. i recived my kink table this morning, and spent a few hours reading their wiki-kinks and reading shit out loud to all the fandomers here. i'm sort of amused, because when i saw listedheart's kink_bingo i was like i should totes sign up, i can write all 24 of hers like nothing. and then there's my card. which includes TENTACLES, RUBBER, AND AGEPLAY. dude, i seriously don't know how i'll manage to write infantilism with pete/mikey/gabe. DIAPERS ARE A SQUICK I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD.

and then just now i checked my email and i had gotten my mcrgsf schmoop table. AND PREGNANCY IS ON IT. i'm not exaggerating when i say i sat there for a solid minute staring at the square and saying OMGOMGOMG. i actually had a finger spasm in both my hands. pregnancy is the squickest squick ever. like, i have triggery issues with massages, which i warn for in every fest, but i'd rather get a fucking massage fic than be forced to write a pregnancy. JFC. but i need to write it, because i need to do blackouts. my brain will not let me not do blackouts. it's fucking wrong to sign up for a table and not write everything for it. in a battle of OCD vs squick, OCD wins. this is going to be traumatizing as shit.

in-jokes that i will make icons for when i get back home:
talking oxen!
ghost fiends! with additional zombie ghost fiends!
in a pinyata!
trailer parks=dna because we've all got a bit of white trash in our souls.
to escape jail you need to walk to the castle and find a old woman that will send you on a fairy quest!

Comments

[villiagegreen.livejournal.com]

BREATH BABY BREATH, i think you are thinking about some of these kinks in the extremes! rubber can be as simple as a very shiny silly pair of hotpants that turn sexy and ageplay does not have to go all the way to infantilism but like,teacher student role play or even of age characters just like, pretending it was their first time all over again.

pregnancy does not have to be the characters pregnancy! it could be like, "i'm going to be an uncle, yay, i'm happy, lets cuddle!"

i can't help with tentacles, but to be fair, they are kinda sci fi and not real... hmm.

[halfeatenmoon.livejournal.com]

I am trying to think of a way around tentacles... a guy I know makes rubber tentacles, so it could be, like, a tentacle-shaped vibrator maybe?

[villiagegreen.livejournal.com]

i really hate to say it but last night i was reading a sex-pro blog and i clicked a link to a toy i couldn't fathom and it was JUST THAT , A TENTACLE DILDO.... WITH SUCKERS... i didn't know if i was ok with that of scared, then i clicked around the website and was just horrified.

[halfeatenmoon.livejournal.com]

I know at least two people who would buy exactly that thing, sigh. Although if I had to choose, I would probably choose something that looks like a tentacle over something that's moulded exactly like a dick.

[villiagegreen.livejournal.com]

well, it was from this company called bad dragon, its for people... ok its for furries, but thank god, there are no pictures of people on the site.

but it isn't a very scary looking toy, i don't like 'real' toys either, anything i've bought is more moon rock then human part.

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

that could definately work. or i could just do a random 'mikey sometimes turns into a squid' crack fic. it wasn't so much a hardcore squick, it was just like REALLY? I ACTUALLY GOT FUCKIN' TENTACLES? REALLY. FOR REALZ? it's sort of one of those things everyone mocks, and never expects to actually read or write. well, possibly in hp fic, because we have the giant squid. i was just stunned that i actually have to write it.

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

thanks for that, actually. i will write a mikey drags everyone to thrift stores so he can find vintage band shirts and gabe likes to find neon shit, and pete just comes for the lolz (he likes trying on ugly shit and taking pictures). and then pete finds rubber pants and he's like WHY WOULD ANYONE THROW THESE AWAY? and mikey's like 'you realise how many sex acts have been performed in those pants?' and gabe's all *leers* 'how about X plus one?' and pete's like does that mean i have to solve for X? and gabe's like lets work on the one first'. and then they all have sex in a changing stall.

yay, so now i've got rubber figured out. that's one 'wtf' checked off. thanks!

[villiagegreen.livejournal.com]

see? rubber isn't scary, just shiny and insane.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I agree with the comment above, you can work with those prompts in a way that doesn't freak you out. You don't have to write a pregnancy, referring to one would be fine. Stuff like Gerard being stressed about being a dad and the others using sex to calm him down. You can work around things.

[gala-apples.livejournal.com]

yeah, i am sooo massively side-stepping pregnancy. that's a good idea, i was also thinking a surrogate mother thing, because since it's all gsf i would be sad if they were cheating on lyn-z and alicia and the rest. i write infidelity all the time in other fandoms, but i think it might be a line for me in bandom. weird. gerard and frank and ray want a baby, so gerard helps a pregnant teenager. that totally fits a schmoop prompt.

[bryoneybrynn.livejournal.com]

I want these icons.

That is all.