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i'll huff and i'll puff, and i'll fuck your shit up motherfucker

i stuck my finger in my mouth. my tongue is as long as my finger. so why does fingering reach the prostate, whereas the tongue does not?

you guys were nice to me. you have no idea how much i needed it. i don't know who said what, but thank you. i wanted to do a drabble spam, but i'm just not feeling creative enough.

for lynnie, because she's had a motherfucking bad day. this is not siding, this is loving a friend with a bad day.

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i'm so disgustingly hungry. lord, i want french fries to the point that if it was between meeting longleggedgit or eating pig fat mcdonalds, i would go with pig fat.

i'm not sending everyone something. hell, i've only bought 10 cards. but if i ping you for your address, it means i care more about you then most people. vanilla, you know this. hailiebu.. this sentence is written for you. oh, and kerry, you said you would email it. i see no email.

now, my question is, what's best for a headache? tylenol, motrin, or a hammer?

i swear if someone spams me with headache!comment porn, i'll give them my couch. or something.

jesus, that was an odd offer.

Ron offered his honour, Harry honoured his offer, and all night, it was 'onherhim and offerim.

wow, this stream of consious thing is brilliantly entertaining.

I AM THE UNKNOWN ONE. FEAR ME!