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So I watched 2 hours of The Voice, and honestly, the things that I want to be done to Adam Levine. You are cute and hot and have a good voice and have tattoos. And you are clearly a decent dude, because you want to mentor people. Also you snark, which I appreciate.

So I tweeted:

The more I watch The Voice, the more I want Adam Levine slash. I fear this is going to become a problem.

So it immediately became a problem in which I searched ao3 for the Levine tag. And I am sad because I'm on page three of five, and everything is short, tumblr based, and most of it is Adam/Blake with tags for cheating, which I'm not in the mood for. *sigh* Gym Class Heroes featured Adam Levine in a song, why can't I have Adam/Travie?

And now it's even more of a problem because I saw the summary:
Adam and Blake sneak into NBC because Adam is one kinky bastard.

And immediately went:
-they will fuck on stage!
-but who will like it enough to turn their chair around?
-what if the other coaches were there?
-what if the whole The Voice contest was actually people having sex on stage?
-porn voyeur au? Adam and Blake and Cee-lo and Christina run different porn companies and they're looking for new stars?
-but it would be a lot of OCs, so much potential for Mary Sues.
-maybe write a crossover with something else music based for established characters?

DID YOU SEE HOW IT WENT FROM THAT GUY'S HOT TO LEGITLY PROBLEM SOLVING FOR A BIG WORLD BUILDING AU? What the fuuuuuuck brain /o\