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New things:

-LOL AQUA IS PUTTING OUT A NEW CD.

-I had to explain to Vince what was happening in England. Having friends that don't watch the news can be tiring.

-My dad went to the hospital. On the way in to pick him up, I slipped on the wet floor that has the warning poster so you don't slip. Sprained my ankle like a bastard.

-Because it's fun to change lyrics to suit your needs,

EVERY DAY I'M HOBBLIN'. I cannot get this phrase out of my head. Doomed to earworm techno.

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OMG JUST WATCHED JIMMY FALLON REPEAT WITH MY PARENTS. THAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL EXPERIENCE. I mean I need to watch the actual thing again, because they were talking the whole time, but what my parents were saying. <333

dad: is the one with the curly hair the one that never washes his clothes? that white shirt is greybeige with sweat.
me: no, ray is probably the least dirty of all of them.

dad: the drummer looks manly.
me: yep, pedicone is the token dude.
dad: did they import him? he's way manlier than any of the other dudes. it's like playing which one doesn't belong.

mom: is he wearing a cape?
me: no, a poncho. it's been all over twitter, there's a meme even.

dad: the one with the green guitar hasn't opened his eyes the whole time.
me: yeah, he does that.

and then THE BEST THING I HAVE HEARD ALL WEEK, ENTIRELY UNPROMPTED:
mom: is the one in the cape
me: poncho
mom: is the one in the cape gay? he seems gay.
me: 0.0
mom: like your friends. like vince.
me: 0000.0000
mom: i think he's gay.

I OFFICALLY NEED TO WATCH ALL LATE NIGHT APPEARANCES WITH MY PARENTS. FOREVER.