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So, I was gonna write bbb this evening. And then someone linked me to what's basically a youtube for porn. And I wasted spent the night watching. Because I love you all, I have recs. Except their porn titles are stupid, so I shall link with more meaningful titles than "hot studz!!!"

AHAHAHA WATERMELON FUCKING. Thoughts: Hilarious. Also could see boys of The Cab doing this. In fact when I was talking on aim while watching I was like LOL CASH COLLIGAN FUCKING A WATERMELON.

foursome! Thoughts: For those of you being held back from writing GSF because you can't imagine where the body parts go.

Neville Longbottom does porn. Thoughts: Aside from the main guy looking like Neville Longbottom, I also like the positioning.

Threesome in a van. Thoughts: Um, can someone please write this with MCR or Panic please?

DUDE YOU LOOK LIKE PETE WENTZ. THIS IS EQUAL PARTS DISTURBING, HILARIOUS, AND HOT. Thoughts: Okay, so not a perfect match, but close enough that I had to pause and ask myself if I wanted to finish watching.

So awesome I am considering paying actual money to watch the whole thing. Thoughts: God's own gift to my kinks. Holy hell.