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[gala_apples]

So I watched 2 hours of The Voice, and honestly, the things that I want to be done to Adam Levine. You are cute and hot and have a good voice and have tattoos. And you are clearly a decent dude, because you want to mentor people. Also you snark, which I appreciate.

So I tweeted:

The more I watch The Voice, the more I want Adam Levine slash. I fear this is going to become a problem.

So it immediately became a problem in which I searched ao3 for the Levine tag. And I am sad because I'm on page three of five, and everything is short, tumblr based, and most of it is Adam/Blake with tags for cheating, which I'm not in the mood for. *sigh* Gym Class Heroes featured Adam Levine in a song, why can't I have Adam/Travie?

And now it's even more of a problem because I saw the summary:
Adam and Blake sneak into NBC because Adam is one kinky bastard.

And immediately went:
-they will fuck on stage!
-but who will like it enough to turn their chair around?
-what if the other coaches were there?
-what if the whole The Voice contest was actually people having sex on stage?
-porn voyeur au? Adam and Blake and Cee-lo and Christina run different porn companies and they're looking for new stars?
-but it would be a lot of OCs, so much potential for Mary Sues.
-maybe write a crossover with something else music based for established characters?

DID YOU SEE HOW IT WENT FROM THAT GUY'S HOT TO LEGITLY PROBLEM SOLVING FOR A BIG WORLD BUILDING AU? What the fuuuuuuck brain /o\

Comments

[inlovewithnight]

WRITE ADAM/TRAVIE WRITE IT WRITE IT. Some friends and I were JUST TALKING ABOUT THAT THE OTHER DAY.

[gala_apples]

Adam is pretty, Travie is pretty. I see no problem for them banging like wildcats :D

[jedusaur]

I notficced an Adam Levine/Carson Daly fic last season, and this season I'm shipping Adam/Shakira pretty bad. I sorta ship Adam/Blake too, but I'm kind of annoyed by the way Adam no-homos all over the place with that, so I don't think I'd write it. And yeah, AO3 has nothing good for that fandom, I've checked. :P

[gala_apples]

I like Shakira. I miss Cee-lo's cat, and his fucking parrot thing. But on the other hand, there have been a lot of good jokes about the way Usher feels the need to sit in his seat with his legs spread, displaying his junk. Ceelo doesn't quite have the physique to sit like that.

[jedusaur]

The leg thing was kind of funny for a while, but overall Usher has been pretty uninteresting. I want Cee Lo back. But not Christina, I like Shakira better.