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AHAHAHAH. Well, a cross between AHAHAHAHA and OMG WTF?

Jasley and I have figured out a story for next year's cross big bang. I'd say we could write it in the next five days, but that's soooo not happening. We're both only half done our individual BBBs.

Lord Of The Rings/Killjoys.

The frightening and hilarious thing is that it actually works rather well. Not!fic/notes for next year:

A zone gang called The Hobbits is a gang with four members: Frodo, Pippin, Merry, and Sam. Frodo gets taken by the Dracs/SCARECROW. When Pippin and Merry and Sam come to bust him out, Frodo grabs a peice of tech that's in the room, a ring. He doesn't actually know what it does, but anything he has is one less thing the SCARECROW Saramon has.

Unbeknownst to him at the time, it's a interface ring that when connected to the right equipment creates a pulse that wipes the brains of the people around it of all past memory so they can be easily turned into Dracs. Each SCARECROW center only has one, and the technology is so complicated that even nine years after the creator died they haven't been able to reverse engineer one.

So the Hobbits continue to live their rebel life in Zone two. And then this guy with dyed grey hair pulled into a ponytail comes up on his stolen bike and is all YOU NEED TO DESTROY THE RING. Frodo's like "who the fuck are you", guy's like "I have a shitton of names, but you can call me Gandalf."

Saramon sends his Dracs to get it back, the Hobbits escape. They take off to Zone Three, where they meet Aragorn. Aragorn was originally a SCARECROW, but he went off grid. Aragorn is all 'you completely fail at this, I'll be your protector." He takes them to Zone Six, Frodo getting injured on the way. Doctor D tells them about what the ring does, and how important it is that they destroy it. Unfortunately only one person can destroy it, so they have to go find her. DDD puts a call over the radio asking if anyone wants to join these motorbabies' quest; two people show up, Gimli and Legolas.

Meanwhile, this guy Boromir is already there. His dad and brother are still in Battery City, they don't like B.L.Ind but they don't know if it's safe to move to the zones, they want more information first. Boromir overhears DDD and decides to sign on.

The group is travelling when the dracs (orcs) attack. Gandalf gets taken out, and they have to leave him. They get separated, and later Gandalf finds Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas. They go to Helms Deep and have to fight, but they're outnumbered so Gandalf goes for reinforcements. He brings back the Killjoys!

Frodo and Sam are in the desert and Frodo gets bitten by a spider. He goes limp, and Sam figures he's dead and decides to finish the job himself. But just as he's leaving Frodo Dracs come, and they declare him merely unconscious, and they're going to take him back. So Sam busts out his gun and ghosts all the Dracs.

Meanwhile, just outside zone six Aragorn uses his SCARECROW knowledge to covert the Dracs in the area to his cause. (there's actually a scene in the book where Aragorn raises a group of the undead. what is this book even?)

So then they're in Zone Six, and the vastly outnumbered alliance of all the rebels are fighting the Dracs and Saramon. They're willing to die, if it distracts everyone from Frodo and his destroying the ring. If it can be done once, it can be done again, and there are only a few interface rings left.

Deeper in Zone Six, Frodo has finally found the girl that can hack into the ring and destroy it. It's Grace. Her mother was the head of the SCARECROW movement, completely genius when it comes to technology. We're talking Rodney McKay/Ancients level of genius. Just before she died she managed to write a neural program that had her knowledge download into Grace. That's why the SCARECROWS shit a brick when the Killjoys kidnapped Grace, without her they are only able to maintain the systems, not create more. (Grace also built Kobra's vend-a-hack). Grace takes like thirty seconds to permanently disable the ring, and then wants to know if he wants to play Transformers with her.

...yes. Grace is Mount Doom. Deal with it. There's hardly a five thousand mile high volcano in the middle of California.

SO YEAH. CROSSBB FIGURED OUT. It's gonna be epic. :D

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and all this because I goofed and didn't read your aim comment right and mentioned Lord of the Rings and you went wait what...lord of the rings and the kill joys hmmmmm...dude maybe that could work. But I don't regret it...we come up with some of the weirdest and most awesomeness ideas evar.

SO ok now to go paragraph by paragraph of awesome(even though I was helping you in the aim chat this is cleaner)

1-I love that Merry, Pippin and Sam go to save Frodo and that they're a zone gang called The Hobbits because they are short short fellows.:D And of course Frodo steals the RING OF POWER(apparently thieving runs in the baggins' bloodline...who knew right*snerks*?)

2-HOW MUCH DO I LOVE THAT YOU CAME UP WITH THE RING OF POWER AS TECH...and interfacing tech at that...SO MUCH LOVE IF YOU WEREN'T SURE :D

3-Also I love love love that Gandalf rides a bike and he has too many names to list(this is true and I'm personally thinking he names the stolen bike Shadowfax)

4-Sauroman is still a bad guy yay!! And Aragorn showing up to help the hobbits because they fail at surviving the wrath of Sauroman. I mean with the code name Strider Aragorn is totally made for zone life. ALSO AHAHAHAHAH DDD is sooo ELROND isn't he?????*beams*...and yay Gimli and Legolas(and frodo gets injured along the way)

5-Boromir will meet them YAYS....though prolly not because Boromir will tyr to take the ring :(

6-They get attacked by orc and get seperated and just I keep going DUDE DUDE it's like this part of the book*beams*

7-is actually part of 6 but needs it's own number because HELMS DEEPPPPP and Gandalf going to get the killjoys to help instead of the rest of the Rohan riddermark people. I'm envisioning his on Shadowfax*the bike not the horse* and the Trans Am right nest to it...just DUDE SO MANY SQUEES

8-Sam protecting Frodo will never get old...and oos for them being in the desert and can the spider be tiny(as opposed to the gaint huge assness of Shelob in the book/movies)?

9-Aragorn and the dead army converted to this works soo well...really it does

10-and I'm skipping the paragraph before because. DUDE DUDE DUDE GRACE IS MOUNT DOOM and I can't get past that and I LOVE IT.

SO SO SO SO SO SO EPIC...and massively fun to boot. WE ROCK ALL SOCKS

Omg, you guys. This is yet another thing that should be ridiculous, and yet isn't. How do you keep doing this?

GRACE IS NEEDED FOR TO KEEP BLI BUILDING. It's an amazing thought!

I actually really like the way you've managed to meld them together and make the stories fit. :)

ALSO!

Could you maybe possibly have Sir Beckett be a descendant of the elves somehow? Because HELLO, just look at him.

omg. love. all of it. <3

omg, omg this is made of SO MUCH AWESOME!! i have no words! imma just flail at you some more

*FLAILS*

EPIC AWESOME IS MINDBLOWINGLY COOL!!!

IF YOU DO NOT WRITE THIS YOU ARE DEAD TO ME.

Holy shit, I had no idea how it would work, but THAT IS AWESOME.